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faroffpoint:

Lmfaooo 😂😂😂 “thot plotting”

I don’t like when niggas bring their girls over my house by nasirxsparksher.

(via irsoyjoy)

hervacationh0me:

s1uts:

I i’ve watched this 500 times and i’m still confused it infuriates me

Lmfao what

(Source: illkim)

thecavitysearch:

what?

(Source: christmasonthemoon, via love-lace-yas)

Had to chop the beard today…a little sad.

Had to chop the beard today…a little sad.

WTF! THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR PASSED!?!?!?

HE WAS JUST ON RAW LAST NIGHT! 

smh

RIP

A nigga thats about to say some real shit (via hervacationh0me)
4 weeks…

Smh

hervacationh0me:

When I was messing with this girl in one of my classes and one day it got awkward as fuck. Now, she had told me when we met that she had a man but she was still flirting with me and all that shit. I thought she was attractive but I knew it couldn’t go further than the physical attraction…

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, save it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom while showering to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread from going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

(via simonefiasco)

IM JUST WHAT YOU MADE GOD!

IM JUST WHAT YOU MADE GOD!

(Source: akidnamedmat)

Girlfriends… Everywhere
soratane:

Melissa McBride (Carol)’s performance in tonight’s episode of The Walking Dead was amazing. She killed it.

Nahhhhh the Internet play too much

soratane:

Melissa McBride (Carol)’s performance in tonight’s episode of The Walking Dead was amazing. She killed it.

Nahhhhh the Internet play too much

zumainthyfuture:

hip-hop-zombie:

MTV Cribs with Dave Chappelle

Classic.

never be another…mind you this was Season 3! He would’ve had a long run

(via sincerelyness)

This show gets slept on so hard!

Concerts

marvemarv:

Jay Z…check
Kanye West…check
Kendrick Lamar…check
Lupe Fiasco…check
Childish Gambino…check, twice
Justin Timberlake…check

Kid Cudi…come to nyc nigga! Niggas ain’t going to Jersey bruh
Eminem…whenever that shits announced I’m there.

Kid Cudi heard me, on the 22nd ill be checking him off that list!